Preliminary Team Records & Placements
wh2h - won head-to-head
lh2h - lost head-to-head
TP# - circle of death broken by total points scored, placement by total pts.
W - Game won
L - Game lost
X - Exhibition game played vs. famed international affairs consultant George Kennan
 
Lockbox Bracket Better Sterile than Sorry Lawyers, Guns & Money Roanoke I Love a Man in Hospital Scrubs Villanova A The Scooby Gang Georgetown Bullshit Punky Brewster's Crack Ho's Delaware B Garbo's Angels Record Placement
Better Sterile than Sorry X W W W W W W W W W 9-0 1
Lawyers, Guns & Money L X W W W L W W W W 7-2 2(wh2h)
Roanoke L L X L W L L L W L 2-7 8
I Love a Man in Hospital Scrubs L L W X W W W W W W 7-2 3(lh2h)
Villanova A L L L L X W W W W W 5-4 5
The Scooby Gang L W W L L X W W W W 6-3 4
Georgetown Bullshit L W L L L L X W W L 3-6 7
Punky Brewster's Crack Ho's L L W L L L L X L L 1-8 10(lh2h)
Delaware B L L L L L L L W X L 1-8 9(wh2h)
Garbo's Angels L L W L L L W W W X 4-5 6

 
Strategery Bracket Apohkalyptic Wienerdogz Penn State Delaware A Swarthmore Georgetown A UMBC Villanova B The Answer Hunter Johns Hopkins Major League Assholes Record Placement
Apohkalyptic Wienerdogz X L W W L W W L L L 4-5 6
Penn State W X W W L W W L W L 6-3 5(TP3)
Delaware A L L X L L L W L L L 1-8 9
Swarthmore L L W X L L W L L L 2-7 8
Georgetown A W W W W X W W L L L 6-3 3(TP1)
UMBC L L W W L X W L L L 3-6 7
Villanova B L L L L L L X L L L 0-9 10
The Answer Hunter W W W W W W W X W L 8-1 2
Johns Hopkins W L W W W W W L X L 6-3 4(TP2)
Major League Assholes W W W W W W W W W X 9-0 1

Playoffs
 
Special Interests Division Better Sterile than Sorry Lawyers, Guns & Money I Love a Man in Hospital Scrubs The Scooby Gang Major League Assholes The Answer Hunter Georgetown A Johns Hopkins Record Final Placement
Better Sterile than Sorry X W W W L W W L 5-2 2(lh2h)
Lawyers, Guns & Money L X W L W W L W 4-3 3(wh2h)
I Love a Man in Hospital Scrubs L L X W L L L W 2-5 7(wh2h)
The Scooby Gang L W L X W L L W 3-4 6(lh2h)
Major League Assholes W L W L X W W W 5-2 1(wh2h)
The Answer Hunter L L W W L X W W 4-3 4(lh2h)
Georgetown A L W W W L L X L 3-4 5(wh2h)
Johns Hopkins W L L L L L W X 2-5 8(lh2h)
Money Division Villanova A Garbo's Angels Georgetown Bullshit Penn State Apohkalyptic Wienerdogz UMBC Record Placement
Villanova A X W W L W W 4-1 10
Garbo's Angels L X W L W L 2-3 11*
Georgetown Bullshit L L X L L L 0-5 14
Penn State W W W X W W 5-0 9
Apohkalyptic Wienerdogz L L W L X W 2-3 12*
UMBC L W W L L X 2-3 13*
* Apohkalyptic Wienerdogz def. UMBC, UMBC def. Garbo's Angels, Garbo's Angels def. Apohkalyptic Wienerdogz. Apohkalyptic Wienerdogz > UMBC in prelim record, Garbo's Angels def. Apohkalyptic Wienerdogz head-to-head.
 
Legislation Division Roanoke Delaware B Punky Brewster's Crack Ho's Swarthmore Delaware A Villanova B Record Placement
Roanoke X W W L L L 2-3 19(lh2h, lh2h)*
Delaware B L X L W L W 2-3 17(wh2h, wh2h)*
Punky Brewster's Crack Ho's L W X L L L 1-4 20
Swarthmore W L W X L W 3-2 16
Delaware A W W W L X W 4-1 15
Villanova B W L W L L X 2-3 18(lh2h, wh2h)*
* Villanova B def. Roanoke, Delaware B def. Roanoke & Villanova B
 
Better Sterile than Sorry Tot. Team Pts.
2345
0L Darth Volvement Tossup
14
110
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
6
14.66667
 PPG
Darth Carcerated Tossup
10
100
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
16.66667
 PPG
Darth Cest Tossup
48
455
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
5
60.66667
 PPG
Darth Ternal Tossup
10
85
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
3
10.625
 PPG
Darth Ebriated Tossup
11
105
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
15
 PPG
Lawyers, Guns & Money Tot. Team Pts.
2705
 Tot. Team Pts.
1L Judge Reinhold Tossup
51
470
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
8
52.22222
 PPG
Judge Dredd Tossup
45
425
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
5
47.22222
 PPG
Roanoke Tot. Team Pts.
1065
2L Ezekial Tossup
7
65
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
7.222222
 PPG
Molly Tossup
12
110
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
12.22222
 PPG
Bucephalus Tossup
12
110
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
12.22222
 PPG
Bender Tossup
23
220
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
24.44444
 PPG
I Love a Man in Hospital Scrubs Tot. Team Pts.
2180
3L Rog Tossup
39
330
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
12
36.66667
 PPG
Dennis Tossup
11
100
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
11.11111
 PPG
Ed Tossup
19
180
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
20
 PPG
Michelle Tossup
20
180
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
4
20
 PPG
Villanova A Tot. Team Pts.
1210
4L Otto Tossup
6
60
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
6.666667
 PPG
John Tossup
33
310
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
4
34.44444
 PPG
Jen Tossup
11
105
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
11.66667
 PPG
Alex Tossup
8
40
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
8
4.444444
 PPG
The Scooby Gang Tot. Team Pts.
1970
5L Spike Tossup
45
425
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
5
47.22222
 PPG
Giles Tossup
2
15
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
15
 PPG
Willow Tossup
6
55
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
6.111111
 PPG
Xander Tossup
12
120
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
13.33333
 PPG
Giles/Riley/Scrappy Tossup
21
195
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
3
24.375
 PPG
Georgetown B Tot. Team Pts.
795
6L Horseshit Tossup
7
50
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
4
5.555556
 PPG
Chickenshit Tossup
23
205
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
5
22.77778
 PPG
No Shit Tossup
10
80
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
4
8.888889
 PPG
Punky Brewster Crack Whores Tot. Team Pts.
660
7L Anna Nicole Smith Tossup
17
150
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
4
16.66667
 PPG
Wasabe the Pimp Nova Tossup
19
145
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
9
16.11111
 PPG
Delaware B Tot. Team Pts.
691
8L Erin Tossup
6
60
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
6.666667
 PPG
Jack Tossup
13
115
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
3
12.77778
 PPG
Sarah Tossup
9
85
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
9.444444
 PPG
Travis Tossup
6
55
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
9.166667
 PPG
Alison Tossup
2
15
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
5
 PPG
Garbo's Angels Tot. Team Pts.
1145
9L Kate Jackson Tossup
19
175
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
3
19.44444
 PPG
Jaclyn Smith Tossup
19
170
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
4
18.88889
 PPG
Farrah Fawcett Tossup
19
185
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
20.55556
 PPG
Apohkalyptik Wienerdogz Tot. Team Pts.
1170
0S Big Daddy Pupsilon Tossup
23
210
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
4
23.33333
 PPG
Da Bonemasta Tossup
26
250
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
27.77778
 PPG
DJ Buddha Phat Tossup
4
30
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
3.333333
 PPG
My Own Dog Tossup
2
20
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
2.222222
 PPG
Penn State Tot. Team Pts.
1890
1S Jacques Tossup
6
50
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
8.333333
 PPG
Phillippe Tossup
28
265
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
3
29.44444
 PPG
Raoul Tossup
8
80
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
11.42857
 PPG
Zinedine Tossup
37
350
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
4
38.88889
 PPG
Claude Tossup
4
35
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
7
 PPG
Delaware A Tot. Team Pts.
586
2S David Tossup
16
140
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
4
15.55556
 PPG
Gryfen Tossup
5
40
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
10
 PPG
Spike Jones Tossup
3
15
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
3
3.75
 PPG
Rob Tossup
12
115
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
28.75
 PPG
Swarthmore Tot. Team Pts.
1035
3S Ascunsion Tossup
6
55
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
6.875
 PPG
Rebecca Tossup
13
125
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
13.88889
 PPG
Michael Tossup
17
165
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
20.625
 PPG
Mark Tossup
11
100
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
12.5
 PPG
Peter Tossup
5
50
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
16.66667
 PPG
Georgetown A Tot. Team Pts.
1980
4S Tito Jackson Tossup
4
40
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
6.666667
 PPG
Eric Tossup
37
325
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
9
36.11111
 PPG
Jimmy the Scumbag Tossup
28
255
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
5
28.33333
 PPG
Emmett Tossup
6
50
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
5.555556
 PPG
UMBC Tot. Team Pts.
1016
5S Joey Tossup
13
125
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
15.625
 PPG
Tom Tossup
17
150
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
4
18.75
 PPG
Sig Tossup
5
40
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
5.714286
 PPG
Matt Tossup
15
140
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
17.5
 PPG
Josh Tossup
2
20
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
4
 PPG
Villanova B Tot. Team Pts.
600
6S Rich Tossup
9
70
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
4
8.75
 PPG
Rod Tossup
4
40
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
5.714286
 PPG
Tracy Tossup
4
30
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
4.285714
 PPG
John Tossup
12
105
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
3
13.125
 PPG
Kelly Tossup
2
15
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
7.5
 PPG
Jennifer Tossup
3
30
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
7.5
 PPG
The Answer Hunter Tot. Team Pts.
3100
7S Dwight Tossup
114
1130
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
2
125.5556
 PPG
Johns Hopkins Tot. Team Pts.
1971
8S Lost in Phillips Tossup
21
190
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
4
23.31288
 PPG
Lost in Funger Tossup
19
175
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
3
21.47239
 PPG
Lost in Monroe Tossup
27
265
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
1
32.51534
 PPG
Lost in Marvin Tossup
12
120
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
14.72393
 PPG
Major League Assholes Tot. Team Pts.
3060
9S Steven Richards Tossup
27
215
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
11
23.88889
 PPG
Ty Cobb Tossup
25
205
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
9
22.77778
 PPG
Jon Nam Tossup
16
160
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
0
17.77778
 PPG
Ray Lewis Tossup
39
375
 Tot. Ind. Pts.
Neg
3
41.66667
 PPG

Scorers
Placement, Name, Total Pts.
In the event of two or more equal total points scores, the tie was broken by the greater number of tossups. Perfect equality is denoted by two equal placements a and b. Ties were not broken below the 40th place.

1 Dwight 1130
2 Judge Reinhold 470
3 Darth Cest 455
4a Judge Dredd 425
4b Spike 425
6 Ray Lewis 375
7 Zinedine 350
8 Rog 330
9 Eric 325
10 John 310
11 Phillippe 265
12 Lost in Monroe 265
13 Jimmy the Scumbag 255
14 Da Bonemasta 250
15 Bender 220
16 Steven Richards 215
17 Big Daddy Pupsilon 210
18 Ty Cobb 205
19 Chickenshit 205
20 Giles/Riley/Scrappy 195
21 Lost in Phillips 190
22 Farrah Fawcett 185
23 Michelle 180
24 Ed 180
25a Kate Jackson 175
25b Lost in Funger 175
27 Jaclyn Smith 170
28 Michael 165
29 Jon Nam 160
30a Anna Nicole Smith 150
30b Tom 150
32 Wasabe the Pimp Nova 145
33 David 140
34 Matt 140
35a Rebecca 125
35b Joey 125
37a Xander 120
37b Lost in Marvin 120
39 Jack 115
40 Rob 115
41 Darth Volvement 110
42 Bucephalus 110
43 Molly 110
44 Darth Ebriated 105
45 Jen 105
46 John 105
47 Darth Carcerated 100
48 Dennis 100
49 Mark 100
50 Darth Ternal 85
51 Sarah 85
52 No Shit 80
53 Raoul 80
54 Rich 70
55 Ezekial 65
56 Otto 60
57 Erin 60
58 Willow 55
59 Travis 55
60 Ascunsion 55
61 Horseshit 50
62 Jacques 50
63 Peter 50
64 Emmett 50
65 Alex 40
66 Gryfen 40
67 Tito Jackson 40
68 Sig 40
69 Rod 40
70 Claude 35
71 DJ Buddha Phat 30
72 Tracy 30
73 Jennifer 30
74 My Own Dog 20
75 Josh 20
76 Giles 15
77 Alison 15
78 Spike Jones 15
79 Kelly 15