Guestbook

The guestbook has been closed. Here ends the great social experiment of the 21st century. Give people a forum to say whatever they want, and it never gets past sexually abrasive incoherence sprinkled with ads for printer ink. John Locke would be proud. I am so glad there is a system in place that keeps power in the hands of a few elites, because -- clearly -- you are all sheep. I will include a few old entries that are moderately passive, just to give you an idea of how strange it got.

He's a bitter man, of course. After he'd finished showing me off around Europe he never went anywhere himself. He just stayed up in Salzburg year after year, kissing the ring of the Fartsbishop and lecturing me! I'll tell you a secret: he's just a jealous, dried-up old turd...And I actually detest him.
Peter Shaveher
Salzburg, Austria - Thursday, January 09, 2003 at 20:30:15 (EST)

The scene was night in a summer garden. Pinprick stars gleamed down on shaking summerhouses. Plotters glided behind pasteboard hedges. I saw a woman, dressed in her maid's clothes, hear her husband utter the first tender words he has offered her in years- only because he thinks she is someone else. Could one catch a realer moment? And how except in a net of pure artifice?
Peter Shaveher
Salzburg, Austria - Monday, December 30, 2002 at 09:47:27 (EST)

Because I wanted to do a piece about real people, Baron! And I want to set it in a real place! A boudoir! - because that to me is the most exciting place on earth! Underclothes on the floor! Sheets still warm from a woman's body! Even a pisspot brimming under the bed!
Peter Shaveher
Salzburg, Austria - Friday, December 27, 2002 at 14:45:18 (EST)

Hello! My name is Mariem 35 years old Iranian girl, living at Tehran, capital of IRAN. I would like to exchange ideas with people around the world, if you like communicate and all the messages would be responded, (I am not interested in politics) Keep in touch, Marie *-*
Marie < Farsimaryam@yahoo.com >
Tehran, IrAN - Friday, December 27, 2002 at 05:21:02 (EST)

I saw your guys' show. it was good. you guys wanna get some slices sometime? Throw that around?
Flash < albino@models.flash >
White Plains, IN USA - Monday, December 02, 2002 at 17:46:54 (EST)

Dear receSs . You have quite the a tango dancer in your group. He has been taking lessons with me, and he told me about his "comedy" group back home in the U.S. Drop me a email next time you get down in Argentina ;) ha ha, just kidding. Well, seriously, I just here checking you all out and glad to see "Angelo" is every bit as much of the webmaster that tigre said he was. Check it out my website fi you want, www.abctango.com and leave that cheap router scanner at home. carlos
Carlos Gardel < carlosgardel@tangoargentina.com >
Buenos Aires, Argentina - Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:00:51 (EST)

Muhahahaa we won't have to worry about our friend at 151.202.blahblah phucing things anymore ;-) Don't mess with the shit I like to read, ANYONE posting here. i like this site, i'm ThEiCeMaNcOmEtH. mess all ya want, float like a butterfly sting like a bee muhahahaha
TheIceManCommeth
USA - Friday, November 22, 2002 at 12:05:22 (EST)

I am in an Improv comedy group at eastern illinois university and I noticed that your group is on your universities web page. How would I go about getting a page up on our state university? email any info. Thanks
Travis Ivanoff < tmi24@hotmail.com >
Charleston, IL USA - Thursday, November 14, 2002 at 23:37:26 (EST)

I treat my bitches like 7-Up.... never have, never will.
Tom Seleck < magnum_P_I@syndication.com >
Honolulu, HI USA - Tuesday, November 12, 2002 at 07:07:22 (EST)

Nice Site!!
Philip Rickwood < philip@our.net.au >
Devonport, Tas Australia - Saturday, October 26, 2002 at 23:19:57 (EDT)

do you know the way to san jose? ha ha. I should be in a comedy group. Does goga hold spring auditions..because I am funnier when the weather forces me to wear sweaters.
Nucking Futz
America!, US United we stand - Saturday, September 28, 2002 at 16:37:48 (EDT)

I dont speak a lick of italian
Amica degli amici
Siracusa, SR Italy - Thursday, September 19, 2002 at 07:29:01 (EDT)

The next day, when Katherina came for her lesson, I made the same halting speech about "coins of tenderness" - and I dubbed the girl 'La Generosa'. I regret that my invention in love, as in art, has always been limited. Fortunately Katherina found it sufficient. She consumed twenty 'Nipples of Venus' - kissed me with brandied breath - and slipped easily into my bed.
Peter Shaveher < mozart@prodigy.net >
Salzburg, Austria - Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 23:08:23 (EDT)

I wanted to thank you for this site and the opportunity to find affordable life insurance, debt consolidation, and cell phone accesories. Without your savvy ad campaign and consistant barrage of products, I would never have been able to get out of debt by killing myself with my hands-free phone. thanks again.
Joe Consumer < consume@aol.com >
Anywhere, PA USA - Monday, July 08, 2002 at 13:08:30 (EDT)

this is the best site ever but it needs more pictures
sam saunders < goodsnogger2@hotmail.com >
warwickshire, UK - Monday, July 08, 2002 at 07:34:01 (EDT)

Kitt- Get me a reading on any unusual mineral deposits in the area of circus major. What do you mean your molecular bonded shell is only at 50%? They must have sprayed a weakening fluid on you. We'll just have to shift to super pursuit mode. And by the way, what exactly does this "C" button do? Bonnie must've forgotten to tell me. We've gotta save Devon Niles before it's too late. Turboman??
anthony danza < whostheboss?@iam.ca >
amsterdamn, Fucking high mother fuck fuckboy pigfuck Nederland - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:40:33 (EDT)

You guys get my respect! See you in France, underpants!
Rodney Dangerfield < norespect@yahoo.com >
L.A., CA USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 00:09:52 (EDT)

I don't appreciate you using my name as a derogatory remark towards those who do not have the computer-Internet program "Flash". You can expect to be hearing from my attorneys within the next few days. Cordially, Flashless McGee, esq.
Flashless McGee
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 12:48:57 (EDT)

We received your sketch and video ideas, and frankly our people in developing loved it. I brought my wife and mistress in to take a look. Fresh, fresh, fresh. Anyway, lets talk contract. How bout two years 36 episode deal? As for a starting figure, it might be a little low at first, but how does $500,000 each an episode sound. e-mail and lets get this shit on the air. -Hartfeild President of Programing at HBO-
John Hartfeild < hartfeild@hbo.com >
New York, NY USA - Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 00:33:31 (EDT)

Hello. I was wondering if any one had a good recipe for butter cookies. My three daughters, Ashley, Brook, Li-Chen, just love to munch of sweet snacks after dance practice. They get very sweaty in dance practice. Their leotards stick to they nubile bodies as they relentlessly devour each grease inch of my huge cookies.
C-Bo
NYC Motha Fucka, USA - Monday, February 25, 2002 at 16:03:34 (EST)