Below are links to Professor Umpleby's favorite quotes. They have been put in word document format and pictures from the internet have been chosen as illustrations. These small posters are intended for educational use only. Sources on the internet have been cited on the posters.

ALLEN, Woody

AMERINGER, Oscar

BOLIVAR, Simon

CERF, Vinton

CHURCHILL, Winston

CHURCHMAN, C. West

EINSTEIN, Albert

EMERSON, Ralph Waldo

GANDHI, Mohandas ( 1 | 2 | 3 )

GARDNER, John ( 1 | 2 )

HUGO, Victor

JAMES, William

JEFFERSON, Thomas

JOHNSON, Samuel

JUNG, Carl

MARX, Karl

MEAD, Margaret

NIETSZCHE, Friedrich

NIN, Anais

PLATO

POPPER, Karl

POWELL, Colin

PRICHETT, Price

ROOSEVELT, Theodore

SCHULMAN, Lillian

SIMPSON, Homer (TV character)

STEVENSON, Adlai

SWIFT, Jonathan

TOMLIN, Lily

TWAIN, Mark ( 1 | 2 )

UMPLEBY, Stuart

UNKNOWN

WILDE, Oscar

WIRED MAGAZINE

WISE PERSON