Welcome to SEENA's website, (the crazy member of recess)!

WOW WHEEEE

I hope everyone is ready for TONS O FUN

I hope you are raped by a wolverine.

I hope all of God's children are happy in this wonderful place we call Earth!

This is my daddy. He's a poor depressing old mad that hides people coffee cups.

But whoa, watch out dad, it looks dangerous in there! I hope they don't burn your skin off when

they poor all that hot coffee on your poor depressing old man skin!

Letter to my dearest love....

Dear Angelina,

It has been two days since my last letter to you, and I apologize for not maintaining a more stable line of communication with you. I just got a copy of your movie, Tomb Raider II. It takes awhile to get packages in here. I've read the chapter listing, and all about the special features, unfortunately I don't have a DVD player here, but I did get my hands on a Beta Max player, so if you have any copies of your movie on Beta I would be happy to get them. May I also send my love to your new child. I hope you both are healthy and happy.

Now I would like to get back to letter #438, where I was discussing about the group sexual conquest we were planning with these particular guests: Lenny Kravitz, Sen. Specter (R, PA), Jodi Foster, Tamara from that WB show with the twins (it's the darker one), Susan Lucci, anyone of your female first cousins, Julie Babler (she was an old tennis pro of mine), and a nun. I hope you can accomodate these conditions. I still haven't heard back from you regarding letter #133, where I had a great idea for a dot com company where you and I would have complete control. I thought of a place where internet users could auction different items to various users on the internet. I think if we got this off the ground quickly it could be really big. Well, I have to go an excercise now, Javier is spotting me today.

Loving you always,

Seena, #6655321

Okay and now for Seena's 10 Most Wanted List:

1. Osama Bin Laden's balls.

2. The Founders of Abercrombie and Fitch

3. The Founders of American Eagle

4. The Founders of Old Navy, the Gap, and Banana Republic

(The last three people most wanted people should be tortured because they have caused our America to be horribly generic)

5. Sally Jesse Raphael

6. Clay Aiken

7. Puck, from the Real World San Francisco

8. Tom Brady... that bastard

9. Joey Gladstone

10. Sudan.

Thanks for coming!

Oh and just a quick one, here is my families personal website. Click here