It has come to my attention that many people think history is devoid of great men named Jeffrey. I have thusly dedicated my web page to the debunking of this myth. It is not these men did not exist, but rather that our presentist approach to world history has led us push them in to the background. Lets commence.
Jeff Daniels. Perhaps his best work is his leading role in the opus Arachnophobia, but instead he is more often known as that guy who got shot by Keanu Reeves in Speed.
This embarrassing mascot was created by an evil corporation with the hopes of sullying the name which means Gods Peace. Keep your toys Geoffrey. And the rest of your ill gotten gains.
Oh Kenickie, youll always play second fiddle to Danny Zuko.
98 Degrees Jeff Timmons. Never heard of him? Neither had I till I searched the nether regions of the internet.
And now, The Will Smith Contingent.
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It appears as though Will Smith is largely responsible for the keeping down of Jeffs as famous namesakes. I think youll the evidence discussed below particularly intriguing.
Jeff Townes aka DJ Jazzy Jeff. He was always getting thrown out of the Banks residence, playing a mere clown foil to Smiths ultracool, ultrafresh Prince.
While Geoffrey could certainly hold his own in a battle of wits, the show wasnt called The Fresh Butler of Bel Air.
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And finally, Jeff Goldblum. For some reason, our triumph over the aliens in ID4 is attributed to Smith. History writes off Goldblum as just the brains.
I hope you have all enjoyed this discourse in history. I propose to you all a more inclusive history of Jeffs and their impact on our society.