We've got fun stuff, like...
And if that's not enough, here's some more random crap!
Sometimes we like to leave our mark
YO MAMMA...
Yo mamma so loud, ACDC complained to the landlord about her
Yo mamma so content, she cuts herself just to know she can still feel
Yo mamma so introverted, Glenn Gould wrote a song about her
Yo mamma so articulate, she can verbally convey the aesthetic values of a Vasily Kandinski painting
Yo mamma so pius, the pope's called his lawyer
Yo mamma so autistic, she made an entertainment center using only a can of soup as instructions
Yo mamma so vague, she does things like such
Yo mamma so subdued, her idea of cutting loose is is turning her torso to the left
Yo mamma so trashy, Jeff Foxworthy studied her for his dissertation
Yo mamma so inbred, her DNA got more holes in it than the roof of her Newport mansion
Yo mamma so crafty, she makes Martha Stewart look like a retarded baboon with club fists
Yo mamma so unlawful, when she was in prison, she brought down the property value
Yo mamma so old, she went to Julius Ceasar's prom... as a chaperone
Yo mamma so republican, she got Edmund Burke on speed-dial.
Yo mamma so capitalist, she repressed news coverage of the atrocities in East Timor back in the 1970s because they were backed by a government with a permenant wartime economy in place
Yo mamma so white, when she goes joggin through her suburban neighborhood at night, there's no need for her to wear anything relfective
Yo mamma so black, when police ask her for ID, she tells them to just close their eyes
Yo mamma so poor, she's homeless |
