sound of phone dial-up and modem] Al Gore (video clip): I
took the initiative in creating the Internet.
Male Announcer: Reality check. The Internet was created in 1969 by the Pentagon.
Gore said: I lived on a farm. My father taught me how to take up hay all day long in the hot sun.
Well, not quite. Gore grew up in the top floor suite of a luxury hotel in Washington, DC.
Gore also said: I undertook the task to reinvent the federal government.
Earth to Gore: Stop trying to reinvent reality.