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Welcome to my ReceSs page; make yourself at home, homey!

Look into my eyes and see them dilating.

I am 1/4 Sioux and some crazy carved a statue of me in one of the states that don't matter.

No photograph is gonna capture my soul.

My hobbies include pissing on people and trying to remain friends with those that get pissed on. If interested in this budding profession, inquire at my other website.

watersports.com,

These are pictures of my house. You got to take off your shoes and sakis, Qui-san!

Morimoto and Bobby Flay (the "L" is pronounced as an "R") are frequent guests in my home.

When at college getting pussy is a lot easier. Being in a band doesn't hurt, either. Derf will tell you all about it, contact him at:

http://www.shedd210.I wanna kill ken

I gots to give props to the two best clothing companies around: FUBU and Upside-down Twelve (keep them spindles smokin' fellas).

He represents Queens, I was raised down Pittsburgh

My father is the late Burgess Meredith and everyone who refers to him as "The Penguin" gets buried alive, Cask of Amontillato style. I love you dad, and you too Tupac.

R.I.P. 1908-1997

If you're into subsistence farming you best look into this little daddy.

http://www.redshift.com/~jamesm2/grow1.htm

I'm currently engaged to Ashley Olson from Full House fame, Mary-Kate refused to adopt a polygamist lifestyle, but I'm working on it (Mormons up in this piece!). She's the bitchy one, you'd be too, if you had a hyphen in your name.Ê This is a picture of my ladies. There's a reason they're wet.

Yes, I can hear you masturbating.

This link is for all my brothas and sistas with the crooked spines, just cuz your back's not straight doesn't mean that you aren't, usually. http://www.geocities.com/hip_replacements/experimental_test_equipment.htm

This is a picture of me before my first kiss.

It wasn't the creative facial hair that killed our love it was the 'tude.

This is just a picture of a rickshaw, cuz cars cause pollution and pollution isn't cool unless some seals get deformed.

The power of Asian Transportation!

Do you suffer from hyperhidrosis? Find out here.

http://www.allsands.com/Health/Advice/whatishyperhid_vkg_gn.htm

This is my best friend . . . he's a fat ninja

A pound of bacon is no match for his blade or his stummy.

Thanks for stopping . . .

Go Fuck Yourself!

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