Ben Delman

(or what people without a digital camera or artistic talent do with a webpage)

Introduction: (or the part where I refer to myself in 3^rd person): After 18 years of living in the great Midwest, Ben decided to seek his fame and fortune in Washington D.C.  Meanwhile, his parents are still pursuing a class-action lawsuit against the gypsyes who dropped him off at their doorstep.

Middle: (or the part where something funny is supposed to go, but I’ll probably put some cheap cop out) check back later.

End: (the end) The end.

PS-this is what part of the alphabet would look like if you removed Q and R—Mitch Hedberg