Call me crazy but I think blind people should only get 4/5 of a vote.  They only have 4 of the 5 senses so there ain't no reason they should get a full vote like the rest of us.  And don't worry about blind people readin' this and getting offended.  They can't read our writing.  They can only read bumps because they "see" with their hands.
 
 
 

I think a funny name for a child would be "And".  They would be so confused.
 
 

Its about time the easter bunny quits stealing our children.  We must band together and say enough is enough.  We are not your bitches.  Eggs for children is not a fair trade.
 

I don't know who thought that Wednesday was a good name for a day.  I don't.
 

These guys are what are known as "cool dudes".  They refer to themselves with an awesome name such as "the crew" or "the troupe".  They also are renowned for doing crazy and funny things such as wearing a brightly colored tuxedo to their senior prom or converse sneakers with a suit.  What will these crazy clowns come up with next?  Sometimes they also wear Hawaiian shirts because those are funny and original too.
 

This is my girlfriend, Holly.  We've never met and she doesn't really know who I am.  I found her on the internet and claimed her as mine.  I figured if the rule of "finders keepers" applies in Walmart it probably applies in cyberspace.
 

I don't care for all this talk about the Beatles being the best band ever.  For my money its Savage Garden.  Rock is alive and kicking and its soul lives in one of the two members of savage garden.  Truly, Madly Deeply.  'nough said.
 

I'm tired.  I'm going to bed.