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Artemy Kalinovsky
Member Fall 2002 - Spring 2005
Artemy Kalinovsky was born into a band of gypsies wandering through
Andalusian Spain. This was a very emotional group of gypsies. If a male
gypsy was ever rejected by a female gypsy, the male gypsy would
withdraw into his tent and let out long wails. According to an ancient
tradition, on the night of rejection, all females rejected their male
suitors, and a loud but harmonious moaning would spread across the
gypsy camp. As sad and strange as this ritual was, Artemy grew fond of
it, and when he came to states to attend University, he missed it
greatly. Sometimes he would wail emotionally in his bathroom but it was
not the same because a bathroom is not much like a tent but it's nice
because it has a toilet. Then one day he heard Emocapella perform.
Right away he knew that if he was to ever reclaim that emotional gypsy
spirit, he would have to join these guys. Yes he did, yes he did, yes.